I'm Desi.

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

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asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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stonedbabygirl:

current goals so i put them on my wall

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im gonna do that thing where u message someone randomly asking for ur sandals back ill keep u guys updated

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oh my god

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people are so nICE ABOUT THIS

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things have taken a dramatic turn

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dammit my cover is blown

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PEOPLE ARE WAY TO NICE ABOUT MY NON EXISTENT SANDALS

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IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE

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2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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